Joke: Jocky Scott gets caught for speeding

Jocky gets caught for speeding

Jocky opens his wallet and produces a card which reads:

John Scott , REGISTERED ASTHMATIC- DO NOT BREATHALYSE

The cop shakes his head and says. "In that case sir I will have to take you down the station for a blood test"
Jocky looks bit worried and then produces another card which reads:
John Scott , REGISTERED HAEMOPHILIAC- DO NOT TEST

"We'll have to take a urine sample"

The cop shakes his head again. "You leave me no option sir, I will have to take you down the station where you'll be required to give a urine sample"
Jocky hands him yet another card
John (Jocky) Scott, MADE Notts County A LAUGHING STOCK-DO NOT TAKE THE PISS